What To Do On an Airplane When You Find Yourself Seated Next to a Real Jerk

Posted in Adult Humor, General Humor, Politically Correct - Not on February 22, 2010 by omglarry

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site: http://www..myit-media.de/the_end.html

8.Look at the expression on your neighbor’s face.

The Secret History of The Flock of Seagulls

Posted in Comedy, General Humor, Music, That's Stupid, Video on November 20, 2009 by omglarry

From Rock Star to Bowling!

The Accomplishments of Obama….?

Posted in Uncategorized on October 16, 2009 by omglarry

SNL provides a hilarious skit outlining the accomplishments of President Obama as of October, 2009???

Obama Address

Prayer for Daddy’s Computer

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor on June 17, 2009 by omglarry

Dear God
“Dear  God, this year please send clothes for all those poor  ladies  in  Daddy’s computer.

Amen.”

The Stone Koala

Posted in Animal Humor, Comedy, Male Humor, That's Stupid on April 17, 2009 by omglarry

A koala was sitting in a gum tree…… smoking a joint.

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

‘Hey Koala! What are you doing?’

The koala said, ‘Smoking a joint; come up and have some…’
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala ,
where they enjoyed the weed.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
‘What’s the matter with you?’
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked
into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
‘Hey you!’

So the koala looked down at him and said,

‘Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude…..
How much water did you drink?!!’

Boogie Boarding With Your Face

Posted in Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Sport Humor, Sports, That's Stupid, Video on February 23, 2009 by omglarry

The Soccer Goalie

Posted in Comedy, Sport Humor, Sports, That's Stupid, Video on February 20, 2009 by omglarry

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