OMG Larry

What To Do On an Airplane When You Find Yourself Seated Next to a Real Jerk

omglarry — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:58:04 +0000

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site: http://www..myit-media.de/the_end.html

8.Look at the expression on your neighbor’s face.

The Secret History of The Flock of Seagulls

omglarry — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:18:31 +0000

From Rock Star to Bowling!



The Accomplishments of Obama….?
omglarry — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 20:21:37 +0000
SNL provides a hilarious skit outlining the accomplishments of President Obama as of October, 2009???
Obama Address

         


Prayer for Daddy’s Computer
omglarry — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 14:14:17 +0000


“Dear  God, this year please send clothes for all those poor  ladies  in  Daddy’s computer.
Amen.”

         


The Stone Koala
omglarry — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:56:32 +0000
A koala was sitting in a gum tree…… smoking a joint. 
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 
‘Hey Koala! What are you doing?’ 
The koala said, ‘Smoking a joint; come up and have some…’

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala ,

where they enjoyed the weed. 
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry

and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far

over and fell into the river. 
A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and

helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,

‘What’s the matter with you?’

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he

was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,

got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink. 
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked

into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was

sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

‘Hey you!’ 
So the koala looked down at him and said, 
‘Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude…..

How much water did you drink?!!’ 

         


Boogie Boarding With Your Face
omglarry — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 08:02:02 +0000


         


The Soccer Goalie
omglarry — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 08:57:01 +0000


         


How Far Will A Condom Stretch?
omglarry — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:41:15 +0000


         


Women Drivers
omglarry — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:59:50 +0000


         


2009 Super Bowl Commercials
omglarry — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 08:42:33 +0000
The Best of the 2009 Super Bowl commercials.
There are a few annoying ones, but it’s worth the watch.
2009 Super Bowl Commercials