Archive for March, 2008

Obama’s Best Advertisement Yet

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Political Humor, Politically Correct - Not on March 30, 2008 by omglarry

Why You Should Vote For Obama

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What White People Like (or feel they should)

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Female Humor, General Humor, Male Humor, Political Humor, Politically Correct - Not on March 29, 2008 by omglarry

You have to check out this website/blog. While it funny, it is so true and pokes fun at the political correctiveness amongst upper-middle class or educated whites.

Stuff White People Like

I Cried When I Saw This Picture…Absolutely Gut Wrenching!!!

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid on March 28, 2008 by omglarry

Hat Tip: Mark Wilmer

The Drunk

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid on March 27, 2008 by omglarry

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, “ain’t no use knockin, there’s no paper on this side either!”

Letter To God

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Political Humor, Politically Correct - Not on March 25, 2008 by omglarry

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for 2 weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God USA, they decided to send it to the President.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money; however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, D.C. and, as usual, those jerks deducted $95.00

My Mommy Works So Hard

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Employment Humor, Female Humor, General Humor, Politically Correct - Not, Wedding Humor on March 23, 2008 by omglarry
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny.
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When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help.
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One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
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“Now do you understand?” he asked.
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“I think so,” she said, “is that when mommy came to work for us?”

How Do You Feel About…

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Female Humor, General Humor, Male Humor, Wedding Humor on March 22, 2008 by omglarry

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time.

At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly.

“Well,” she said, responding very carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently. ”

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked …………

“Is that one word or two?”