A Texas Tree Hugger

A woman from Austin, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased several acres of Hill Country land, near Lake Travis, Texas.

There was a huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl. It attacked her! In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground. The ensuing fall imbeded several splinters of wood in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor, 35 minutes away. She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter, and how she came to receive all of the splinters. 

The doctor listened to her story with great patience. He then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help. The impatient patient sat, and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?”

He smiled and said, “Well, I had to get permits from US Environmental Service, the Texas Parks and Wildlife, and Keep Texas Beautiful before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.

I’m sorry, but they turned me down.”

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One Response to “A Texas Tree Hugger”

  1. pimpman007 Says:

    LOL! This is too much. Splinters in the crotch sounds soooooo painful!

    hey, I think you will get a kick out of my blog: http://treehugglobe.wordpress.com/
    Photos of all kinds of people hugging trees! Send me a photo of a tree hugger if you have one!

    Thanks

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