Archive for April, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel’s Day with Richard Simmons

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Politically Correct - Not, Video on April 14, 2008 by omglarry

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What White People Like – Knowing What’s Best for Poor People

Posted in Adult Humor, Political Humor, Politically Correct - Not on April 11, 2008 by omglarry

“White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day.

They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they vote Republican instead of Democratic, that they go to Community College/get a job instead of studying art at a University.”

Stuff White People Like

Knowing What’s Best for Poor People

Stuff White People Like – Hating Corporations

Posted in Uncategorized on April 10, 2008 by omglarry

“One of the more popular white person activities of the past fifteen years is attempting to educate others on the evils of multi-national corporations. White people love nothing more than explaining to you how Wal*Mart, McDonalds, Microsoft, Halliburton are destroying the Earth’s culture and resources.”

Stuff White People Like

Why White People Hate Corporations

Stuff White People Like – Having Gay Friends

Posted in Uncategorized on April 9, 2008 by omglarry

“If white people could draft friends the way that the NFL drafts prospects it would go like this: black friends, gay friends, and then all other minorities would be drafted based on need and rarity to the region.”

Stuff White People Like

Why White People Like Having Gay Friends

Stuff White People Like – Music Piracy

Posted in Uncategorized on April 8, 2008 by omglarry

“White people have always been renowned for having ridiculously large music collections. So when file sharing gave white people a chance to acquire all the music they ever wanted, it felt as though it was an earned right and not a privilege.”

Stuff White People Like

White People Like Music Piracy

Stuff White People Like – Free Healthcare

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Political Humor, Politically Correct - Not on April 7, 2008 by omglarry

Another post from what is fast becoming one of my faves:

Why White People Love Free Healthcare

How To Solve A Midlife Crisis

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Female Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not on April 2, 2008 by omglarry
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said;

“Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to;

“go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.”

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your mid life crisis.