Archive for August, 2008

Lou Holtz Pep Talk for Nebraska Football Players

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, Video on August 29, 2008 by omglarry

FYI – It really is not Lou Holtz, but is very funny none-the-less!

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With Age Comes Wisdom

Posted in General Humor on August 25, 2008 by omglarry

A guy is 70 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’He looked around and couldn ‘t see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain,’Pick me up.’ 

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, ‘Are you talking to me?’

The frog said, ‘Yes, I’m talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I’ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.

I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!’

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.’

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

‘Nah, at my age I’d rather have a talking frog.’

With age comes wisdom.

Hat Tip: My Nephew Jim

For Really Stupid People That Need A Napkin!

Posted in Comedy, General Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid on August 22, 2008 by omglarry

How stupid does one have to be?

Hat Tip: 15 Minute Lunch

For You Phoenix Area Cugars (Cougars)

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not on August 21, 2008 by omglarry

This is great…LMAO when I read this!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hat Tip: 15 Minute Lunch

Sports Newscast Disaster

Posted in Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, That's Stupid, Video on August 20, 2008 by omglarry

Wow, I feel sorry for this kid!

Why I Never Competed In The Olympics!

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, That's Stupid, Video on August 19, 2008 by omglarry

I never competed in the Olympics, however here are a few others that never did either.

Why You Never Question a Drunk

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, That's Stupid on August 18, 2008 by omglarry

 I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

 A half-gallon of 2% milk,
 A carton of eggs,
 A quart of orange juice,
 A head of romaine lettuce,
 A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

 While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.”

 I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the  derelict’s intuition, since I was indeed single I looked at the six  items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?”

The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”