Political Cannibal

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked over the menu…

Raw Tourist:                                                $5.00
Broiled Missionary:                                      $10.00
Fried Explorer:                                             $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:       $100.00

The guy called his Friend over and asked, “Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?” The cook replied;

“Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap, it takes all morning.”

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