Archive for October, 2008

Halloween at the Obama’s

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Political Humor, Politically Correct - Not on October 31, 2008 by omglarry

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Halloween at the Obama’s

“My job this morning is to be so persuasive . . . that a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Barack.”

Barack Obama (2008)

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Redneck Fire Alarm

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid on October 29, 2008 by omglarry

In 1923, Who Was:

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not on October 29, 2008 by omglarry

1. President of the largest steel company?

2. President of the largest gas company?

3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?

4.. Greatest wheat speculator?

5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?

6. Great Bear of Wall Street?

These men were considered some of the world’s most successful of their days.

Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us if we know what ultimately became of them.
 

The Answers:

1. The president of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died a pauper.

2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.

3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home.

4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.

5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.

6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide.

However:

in that same year,1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.

What became of him?

He played golf until he was 92.
Died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure at the time of his death.

The Moral:

Screw work.
Play golf.

How To Be A Sensitive Guy And Get Free Beer

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid on October 26, 2008 by omglarry

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.

As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife.

Donnie says, OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Ronnie says, ‘Where did you get that beer, Donnie?

Cooter’s wife gave it to me, Ronnie replies.

That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?

Well, not exactly, Donnie says. When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter’s widow.

She said, you must be mistaken, I’m not a widow.

Then I said, I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Shit.

Hat Tip: Jon Constant

The Cop and Raider Fan

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid on October 23, 2008 by omglarry

Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk.

Out of respect and propriety, the Broncos fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.

The Steelers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
 
Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Raiders fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.

The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Broncos cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes.

Next, he lifted the Steelers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Raiders cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
 
The Raiders fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, ‘What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?”

“Well,” said the officer, “I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under an Oakland Raiders hat, I find an asshole. “

All Songs Have The Same Damn Chords!

Posted in Comedy, General Humor, That's Stupid, Video on October 22, 2008 by omglarry

Give this video some time…it’s funny and so true!

Hat Tip: My Granddaughter Lauren

Gotcha Your Weiner Schnitzel

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid, Video on October 21, 2008 by omglarry