Archive for the Uncategorized Category

The Accomplishments of Obama….?

Posted in Uncategorized on October 16, 2009 by omglarry

SNL provides a hilarious skit outlining the accomplishments of President Obama as of October, 2009???

Obama Address

…and then the fight started (part 7)

Posted in Uncategorized on January 23, 2009 by omglarry

A  woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.          
She is not happy with what she sees and  says to her  husband,       
‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat  and ugly.                        
I really need you to pay me a  compliment.’                         
                                                                           
The husband replies, ‘Your  eyesight’s damn near  perfect.’         
                                                                          
And then the fight started…..

…and then the fight started (part 6)

Posted in Uncategorized on January 22, 2009 by omglarry

I took my wife to a restaurant.  The waiter, for some reason,  took my order first.                                                     
                                                                          
“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare,  please.”                 
                                                                          
He said, “Aren’t you worried  about the mad cow?””               
                                                                          
Nah, she can order for herself.”                                   
                                                                          
And then the fight started…

…and then the fight started (part 3)

Posted in Uncategorized on January 19, 2009 by omglarry

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started…

…and then the fight started (part 2)

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid, Uncategorized on January 17, 2009 by omglarry

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started…

THE VIBRATOR

Posted in Uncategorized on December 9, 2008 by omglarry
As a woman passed her daughter’s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: ‘what in the world are you doing?’

The daughter replied: ‘mom, I’m thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.’

The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
Daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: ‘dad I’m thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I’ll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.’

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked: ‘What the f@!* are you doing?’

The husband replied: ‘I’m watching football with my son-in-law.’

Proof Girls Are Evil

Posted in Uncategorized on October 16, 2008 by omglarry

 


Hat Tip: Brett Rogers