How Far Will A Condom Stretch?

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid, Video on February 19, 2009 by omglarry

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Women Drivers

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Female Humor, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, Video on February 17, 2009 by omglarry

2009 Super Bowl Commercials

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Female Humor, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, Sports, Video on February 13, 2009 by omglarry

The Best of the 2009 Super Bowl commercials.

There are a few annoying ones, but it’s worth the watch.

2009 Super Bowl Commercials

Cash for Gold Baby…MC Hammer and Ed McMahon’s Super Bowl Commercial

Posted in Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Sport Humor, Video on February 12, 2009 by omglarry

Have to love MC Hammer and Ed McMahon in this Gold for Cash Super Bowl advertisement…we are melting some gold Baby!

Masterbation Causes Cancer

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not, That's Stupid on February 11, 2009 by omglarry

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A note of concern for my younger readers. Click hyperlink below to learn more about this finding.

Masterbation Causes Cancer

Old Cowboy

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, General Humor, Male Humor, Politically Correct - Not on February 10, 2009 by omglarry

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Ya think you have lived to be in your 70’s and know who you are…then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens……..

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, ‘Are you a real cowboy?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a lesbian.’

Love In A Train

Posted in Adult Humor, Comedy, Female Humor, Male Humor, Marital Humor, Politically Correct - Not on February 9, 2009 by omglarry

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in  the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….   ‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I’m awfully cold.’
 
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight … let’s pretend that we’re married.’

‘Wow!…………. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.

‘Good,’ she replied. ………….’Get your own damn blanket.’

After a moment of silence, ………………….he farted.

The End